Saucetown - May / June 2019


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Saucetown Interview: Killjoy

This month, we are talking with a rapper and producer who actually reached out to us, so we are more than happy to show him some love. Fatty’s House Recording artist, Killjoy, joins us...


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Pizzafold (May / June 2019)

Pizza: Shotskis (Salem, OR)

Models: Kharisma, Kwanza Fusion & Boujee Cherry


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Letter From The Editor

Can you feel that?

It’s currently fifty seven degrees out in Oregon.

Time to run around in a tank top, day drinking and smoking blunts, because this might be the last sun we get for months...


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Saucetown News

All the stuff that news is made of...


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Ask A White Girl: Answering Unread Emails

Dear White Girl, I’m thinking about proposing on this upcoming Valentine’s Day. But, I’m having second thoughts and I don’t know if I really want to spend the rest of my life with the girl I’m in love with. Please let me know what I should do, before February rolls around...


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Honest Product Names

If corporations stopped lying to us, the world would look a lot like this...


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Otis Barley’s Beer Reviews

Where elitism and drunkenness collide...


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Community Voices: I Have No Idea How To Play Game Of Thrones

Literally everyone on social media has been talking about this new game where the goal (I think) is to sleep with your siblings and kill the people closest to you, for some sort of prize. I think the winner gets a new chair or something. However, I still have no idea how to play...


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Life’s, Like, What?

Life, interpreted by artist Sean Simmans.


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Sauceword Puzzle: Tweaker Life

All the things you hate and loathe about Oregon’s biggest parasite population...


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Saucetown Horoscopes

The stars are aligning and there’s nothing you can do about it...


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Mars Cafe #132

Enter into the strange and wonderful world of Mars Cafe, as documented by artist Sean Simmans...


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Saucetown Ad Parodies - May / June 2019

Can you even tell the difference, anymore?


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Animals In Pants

The animal kingdom, according to Sean Simmans...


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Upcoming TV & Film Releases

Sneak previews of the stuff about to hit the screen...


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Saucetown Printable Poster

Advice you can use...


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Saucetown Fake-Out Cover: Hot Dog Magazine

Easily disguise your copy of Saucetown by flipping over the last page, to reveal an entirely different (and fictitious) magazine cover...


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After The Accident

More Saucetown Sci-fi from Simmans...


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Simmans’ Page

We give our artist, Sean Simmans, his own page to advertise whatever he wants and this is what he did this month...


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Sponsored Event: Rose City Beard & Moustache Competition 5

Honest Amish and The Portland Beardsmen bring you the Rose City Beard & Moustache Competition #5! The biggest, the best, and the hairiest competition in the northwest...


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