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Saucetown - November 2018

Saucetown Interview: Mars

Saucetown recently caught up with rapper, media mogul, underground icon and horrorcore pioneer, Mars. Based in the Bay Area, this hard-working emcee had an extensive phone chat with Saucetown while in his Midwest-based recording studio...


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Pizzafold (November 2018)

Pizza: Little Ceasar’s (Woodburn, OR)

Model: Kay Kay


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Letter From The Editor

Greetings, loyal reader! Welcome to the third issue of Saucetown, which is proving to be Oregon’s most legitimate publication. I mean, we could go on and on about attack owls or tell you how to vote...


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Saucetown News

All the stuff that news is made of...


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Ask A White Girl: Bored While Driving

Dear White Girl,

I’m a cross-country diesel trucker who often spends a long time on the open road. While I like to make sure I’m obeying all laws and safety precautions at any given time, my mind often wanders whie I’m in between major cities. Any tips on how to keep my mind from wandering to dark places?


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Life’s, Like, What?

Life, interpreted by artist Sean Simmans.


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Community Voices: Sorry, But On November 6, I’m Just Gonna Sit This Menstrual Cycle Out

As an American woman who feels that it's important to retain at least a smidgen of control over her own body, I have a right to let my elected officials know...


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Animals In Pants

More surreal artwork from our resident Canadian, Sean Simmans...


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Upcoming Film & Video Releases

Saucetown goes to the movies...


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Spoiler Alert: A Quiet Place

We ruin mediocre movies, so you don’t have to watch them...


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Saucetown Black Friday Bingo

Turn national, consumer-driven hysteria into a fun game for the whole family...


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Competitor Magazine Spotlight - Coozemopolitan

More print-sized fun for your dorm room or studio apartment...


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Mars Cafe #91

Enter into the strange and wonderful world of Mars Cafe, as documented by artist Sean Simmans...


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Rizzo

Nationally syndicated comic Rizzo has joined forces with Saucetown, courtesy of Chris Riseley and Sean Simmans...


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A Guide To Alternate Universes

According to one scientific hypothesis, there are a great many possible alternate universes, all branching off from a central timeline. Here are some changes I’ve managed to find, using a spacetime observatory entered by way of consuming ghost chili peppers...


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How To Deal With Police: A Cheat Sheet

A handy, dandy copper stopper...


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Saucetown Book Of The Month

Step aside, Oprah...Saucetown is the new source for quality readables.


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Saucetown Animal Spotlight: African Elephant

Saucetown drops some animal facts from all around the world...


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